THE ZODIAC SIGNS WHEN DRUNK

straight up savage, yet lighthearted astrology drunk personality memes for those who aren’t afraid to take themselves too seriously.

the zodiac signs when drunk
drunk aries be like ..

DRUNK ARIES BE LIKE …

+TALKS IN THEIR OUTSIDE VOICE AND LOWKEY NEEDS TO SFTU
+ MOST LIKELY TO START A FIGHT
+ “HOES DON’T GET COLD”
+ ALWAYS DOWN TO CHALLENGE YOU TO A DRINKING GAME
+ WAKES UP THE NEXT DAY WITH ALL KINDS OF MYSTERIOUS BRUISES

drunk taurus be like ..

DRUNK TAURUS BE LIKE …

+ WAY TOO HAPPY AND TELLS EVERYONE THEY LOVE THEM
+ MOST LIKELY TO FALL UP THE STAIRS
+ THAT ONE FRIEND THAT LAUGHS AT EVERYTHING
+ PROBABLY LEFT THE PARTY EARLY TO GO FIND FOOD
+ “I SWEAR I’M NOT THAT DRUNK”

drunk gemini be like ..

DRUNK GEMINI BE LIKE …

+ HAPPY ONE MINUTE, SAD THE NEXT, ANGRY FOR A LIL’ BIT, BORED AF, THEN HAPPY AGAIN
+ “ACCIDENTALLY” SHARING PEOPLE’S SECRETS
+ SAYS “I LOVE YOU” TO EVERYONE
+ LOUD AS HELL
+ PROBABLY HAVING A HEART TO HEART WITH SOMEONE

drunk cancer be like ..

DRUNK CANCER BE LIKE …

+ TWERKING ON THE TABLE WHEN YOU WALK IN .. CRYING SOMEWHERE 2 HRS LATER
+ CUDDLING WITH STRANGERS
+ ALWAYS DOWN FOR ANOTHER SHOT
+ GIGGLES AT LITERALLY ANYTHING
+ CREEPING ON IG STORES ON THEIR SECOND SECRET ACCOUNT

drunk leo be like ..

DRUNK LEO BE LIKE …

+ GETS HELLA TURNT UP
+ ACCIDENTALLY” CREATES A LOVE TRIANGLE THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT
+ THE ONE THAT TAKES ONE FOR THE TEAM AND FLIRTS W/ THE BOUNCER TO GET EVERYBODY IN
+ FIRST ONE ON THE DANCE FLOOR
+ OVERSHARES ON INSTAGRAM STORIES, THEN REGRETS IT IN THE MORNING

drunk virgo be like ..

DRUNK VIRGO BE LIKE …

+ SILENTLY JUDGES ALL THE OTHER DRUNK PEOPLE
+ NEVER DRUNK ENOUGH
+ FILMS FRIENDS BEING STUPID SO THEY CAN EMBARRASS THEM TOMORROW
+ THE FIRST ONE TO WANT TO GO HOME
+ PREACHING TO THEIR GIRLS THAT MEN AIN’T SHIT

drunk libra be like ..

DRUNK LIBRA BE LIKE …

+ ARRIVES TO THE PARTY WITH ONE GROUP AND LEAVES BEING FRIENDS WITH ANOTHER
+ DISAPPEARS TO GO HOOK UP WITH SOMEONE
+ GETS FREE DRINKS, THEN RUNS AWAY
+ MOST LIKELY PASSED OUT IN THE BATHROOM
+ MAKES BRILLIANT PLANS THAT THEY FORGET THE NEXT DAY

drunk scorpio be like ..

DRUNK SCORPIO BE LIKE …

+ SENDS DRUNK SELFIES TO BAE
+ ALWAYS DTF
+ TURNS INTO A FIESTY ‘LIL THING
+ PROBABLY GOT KICKED OUT
+ DRAFTS A TEXT TO THEIR EX THEY KNOW DAMN WELL THEY SHOULDN’T SEND

drunk sagittarius be like ..

DRUNK SAGITTARIUS BE LIKE ..

+ PEER PRESSURING YOU TO TAKE THE SHOT THEY JUST POURED FOR EVERYONE
+ ASKS “WHAT’S THE NEXT MOVE?” AT 2AM
+ ALWAYS THE ONE FRIEND YOU CAN’T FIND
+ BUYS ENDLESS ROUNDS OF DRINKS AS IF MONEY HAS NO MEANING
+ ALREADY MAKING PLANS FOR THE NEXT TIME THEY’RE GOING OUT

drunk capricorn be like ..

DRUNK CAPRICORN BE LIKE ..

+ DENIES THAT THEY’RE DRUNK UNTIL THEY FIND THEM PASSED OUT IN A BUSY
+ SHARES THEIR INNERMOST FEELINGS
+ WILL SAY WHAT THEY WANT W/ #NOFILTER
+ ENDS UP DRINKING WAY MORE THAN THEY SHOULD BC THEY CAN’T SAY NO TO SHOTS AND DRINKING GAMES
+ MOST LIKELY TO WAKE UP IN SOMEONE ELSE’S BED

drunk aquarius be like ..

DRUNK AQUARIUS BE LIKE ..

+ THE ONE WHO ENDS UP FACE DOWN AND SPRAWLED OUT ON THE FLOOR
+ MOST LIKELY TO LOSE ALL THEIR SHIT
+ GOOD GIRL GONE BAD
+ MAKES A BEST FRIEND IN THE RESTROOM
+ REALLY DOESN’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HOW WEIRD THEY’RE ACTING – THEY JUST TRYNA HAVE FUN

drunk pisces be like ..

DRUNK PISCES BE LIKE ..

+ THE FIRST ONE TO BLACK OUT
+ CLUMSY AF
+ DOWN FOR A SPONTANEOUS ADVENTURE
+ LOST IN THEIR OWN WORLD
+ MOST LIKELY THE ONE TO MAKE OUT WITH A STRANGER

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