ZODIAC SIGN BINGO

Brutally honest, yet lighthearted astrology sign bingo charts for those who don’t take themselves too seriously.

aries be like bingo chart

ARIES BE LIKE ..
+ DOING THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT THEY’RE TOLD
+ ACCIDENTALLY HURTING PEOPLE’S FEELINGS
+ RIDE OR LITERALLY DIE
+ LOW-KEY SENSITIVE AF
+ ALWAYS GOT THE HOOKUP
+ FEAR OF THE PAST COMING BACK TO HAUNT THEM
+ “FIGHT ME BITCH”
+ USES THEIR “OUTDOOR VOICE” 24/7

taurus be like bingo chart

TAURUS BE LIKE …
+ “DON’T ASK FOR MY OPINION IF YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH.”
+ FEAR OF LETTING PEOPLE GO
+ ASKS FOR ADVICE AND THEN IGNORES IT
+ INSTAGRAMS THEIR FOOD
+ STAGE 5 CLINGER
+ MAKES SHIT UP TO HELP THEIR ARUGMENT
+ ALWAYS TAKING THEIR SWEET TIME
+ NEVER NOT HUNGRY

gemini be like bingo chart

GEMINI BE LIKE …
+ POURS OUT FEELINGS, THEN SAYS “JUST KIDDING”
+ AVOIDS SMALL TALK AT ALL COSTS
+ FEAR OF GOING NOWHERE IN LIFE
+ IN LOVE WITH 5 PEOPLE AT A TIME
+ WARNING: EASILY DISTRACTED
+ “SORRY I FORGOT TO TEXT YOU BACK”
+ HAS A SEPARATE ACCOUNT JUST TO STALK PEOPLE
+ PHONE BATTERY IS ALWAYS AT 5%

cancer be like bingo chart

CANCER BE LIKE …
+ FEAR OF THEIR FUTURE NOT GOING RIGHT
+ HAPPY ABOUT CANCELED PLANS
+ MEETING SOMEONE & IMMEDIATELY PLANNING THEIR WHOLE LIVES TOGETHER
+ FUZZY BLANKETS & PILLOWS
+ FORECAST: MOOD SWINGS
+ “I’M FINE”
+ CRYING AT OTHER PEOPLE CRYING
+ KISSES FRIENDS WHEN THEY’RE DRUNK

leo be like bingo chart

LEO BE LIKE …
+ AFRAID TO CHECK THEIR BANK ACCOUNT
+ #SELFCARE
+ OVERDRESSED FOR THE FUNCTION
+ LEAVE ME ALONE
+ CREATING DRAMA TO AVOID BOREDOM
+ GIVES SURPRISE GIFTS, SECRETLY HOPES YOU’LL DO THE SAME
+ STILL THINKING ABOUT THAT BITCH BECKY WHO INSULTED THEM IN 3RD GRADE
+ FEAR OF NEVER FINDING LOVE

virgo be like bingo chart

VIRGO BE LIKE ….
+ TRYING TO FIX SOMETHING THAT’S ALREADY FIXED
+ MOOD: IDGAF
+ “I’LL SEE” = I’M NOT COMING, NEVER EVEN CONSIDERED IT, ONLY REMEMBERED BECAUSE YOU ASKED ME AGAIN
+ *BLOCKED*
+ STRESS CLEANING AT 1AM
+ FEAR OF FAILING
+ LISTENS TO THE SAME SONG ON REPEAT 234587TIMES
+ A FREAK ON THE DL

libra be like bingo chart

LIBRA BE LIKE …
+ SAYS YES TO EVERYTHING (EVEN WHEN THEY WANT TO SAY NO)
+ “I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR!”
+ CRIES AND THEN FEELS FINE 10 MINUTES LATER
+ FEAR OF MISSING OUT
+ AVOIDING CONFLICT AT ALL COSTS
+ ALWAYS FLIRTING, WHETHER THEY KNOW IT OR NOT
+ LOL BYE
+ “IDK, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO EAT?”

scorpio be like bingo chart

SCORPIO BE LIKE …
+ FEAR OF GETTING THEIR HEART BROKEN
+ ALL BLACK EVERYTHING
+ LEAVES YOU ON READ AS #SELFCARE
+ “WHY AM I ALWAYS LABELLED AS THE WORST SIGN”
+ FEED ME. NOW.
+ FREAK IN THE SHEETS
+PREPARING THEMSELVES FOR SITUATIONS THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
+ JEALOUS FOR NO REASON

sagittarius be like bingo chart

SAGITTARIUS BE LIKE …
+ ALWAYS DOWN FOR WHATEVER
+ FEAR OF BEING CONTROLLED
+ FORCING EVERYONE TO HAVE FUN
+ ATTENTION WHORE
+ LEAVES TEXTS ON READ
+ WILL CALL YOU OUT ON THE SMALLEST LIE OR EXAGGERATION
+ PETTY PATTY
+ LAUGHS AT INAPPROPRIATE TIMES

capricorn be like bingo chart

CAPRICORN BE LIKE …
+ FEAR OF NEVER BEING KNOWN FOR SOMETHING
+ HATES TO QUIT ANYTHING
+ VERY FEW PEOPLE THEY FUCK WITH. #NONEWFRIENDS
+ DAD JOKES
+ SENDS A VENMO REQUEST FOR THE $2 YOU OWE THEM
+ SILENTLY JUDGING EVERYONE FROM AFAR
+ I LOVE YOU 3000
+ DON’T DISTURB MY SLEEP

aquarius be like bingo chart

AQUARIUS BE LIKE …
+ THE WEIRD FRIEND
+ HATES BEING TOLD WHAT TO DO OR WHEN TO DO IT
+ PETTY BY CHOICE
+ FEAR OF GETTING TOO ATTACHED, THEN LOSING A PERSON
+ GHOSTING PEOPLE ON PURPOSE AND ON ACCIDENT
+ ARGUES WITH HATERS IN THE COMMNETS
+ HAAAATES SMALL TALK
+ REMEMBERS UNIMPORTANT THINGS

pisces be like bingo chart

PISCES BE LIKE …
+ #SENDHELP
+ PROBABLY NAPPING
+ FEAR OF BEING THEIR TRUE SELVES AND PEOPLE JUDGING
+ SAYS “MEOW” WHEN ASKED WHAT’S WRONG
+ CATCHES FEELINGS WAAAY TOO QUICKLY
+ “OMG. I HAD THE CRAZIEST DREAMS LAST NIGHT ..”
+ CRYING IN THE BATHROOM AT WORK
+ PERFORMING DRAMATIC MUSIC VIDEOS TO SONGS WHEN ALONE OR DRUNK

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